Jack Brown ‘23
Staff Editor
A bombshell report by the Washington Post reveals that wife of retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, Joanna Hare, has been conspiring with members of the Antifa Super Soldier Program since the start of 2020 to destabilize America. These texts, courtesy of an anonymous colleague of Justice Breyer,[1] show how Hare demanded that Antifa do more to destroy American cities in the wake of George Floyd’s death.
One of the standout exchanges of the twenty-nine texts cited in the Post article was between Mrs. Hare and Commander He/Him/His Snowflake of the 501st Antifa Stormtrooper Corps that took over Philadelphia later that month. Hare implored He/Him/His to make sure to avoid destroying any of the buildings holding the substitute ballots needed for the November election, and to leave no Chick-fil-A standing due to their chicken sandwiches being the only antidote to the Democrats’ mind control serum. He/Him/His said he would do his best, but that it would be difficult thanks to the 180 mandatory mental health days all Antifa soldiers need to take every year.
The most recent text conversation obtained by the Washington Post happened on January 4, where Hare conspired with Democratic insiders to have staffers pretend to be Trump supporters in a false flag operation to make it appear that Trump tried to overturn a democratically elected government. Longtime Democratic operatives Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz enthusiastically volunteered for the plan–knowing the Republican party would be unable to remain respected if its members were thought to have instigated a literal fascist takeover of the United States.
Despite the damning nature of the texts, the response around Capitol Hill has been rather muted. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell went on the record saying, “We have no doubt that Justice Breyer can remain an impartial member of the judiciary despite his wife’s repeated attempts to overthrow our government. The line between someone’s personal life and their professional one is exceptionally clear and we believe that the only person who can determine if Justice Breyer has a conflict of interest is Stephen himself.”
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[1] While the source was anonymous, the texts were accompanied by a 20-page concurrence arguing that Constitutional amendments should be incorporated through the Privileges or Immunities Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.