Virginia Law Weekly 3/19/25 Virginia Law Weekly 3/19/25

Counsel’s Counsel: March 19, 2025

Dear Jane,

I’ve somehow ended up in charge of a study group for finals. The problem? I haven’t done any studying yet. I’ve just been hoping I can survive on lecture notes and coffee alone, but now I’m expected to lead this group. I have no idea what I’m doing, and I’m definitely not prepared. Help! How do I fake my way through this?

Sincerely,

Desperate for Study Group Success

Virginia Law Weekly 3/19/25 Virginia Law Weekly 3/19/25

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Hot Bench: Ethan Brown ’25

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Court of Petty Appeals: Intoxicated Student Association v. University of Virginia

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Court of Petty Appeals: Ex Parte Law Weekly

As the great Chairman once said, “Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated. Such is history.”

Mark Graff ’26 2/18/25 Mark Graff ’26 2/18/25

Court of Petty Appeals: Various Afflicted UVA Law Students v. Barracks Road Cava

Various students of the University of Virginia School of Law brought this product-liability class action against the beloved fast-casual Mediterranean chain Cava after numerous reported incidents of food poisoning at the Barracks location.

Andrew Allard ’25 2/18/25 Andrew Allard ’25 2/18/25

Docket Duel Update!!!

Welcome back to the Docket Duel. I know you all have been dying to know: who’s the new leader in 2025?!?! And you’re all fools. Of course it’s still Mitu.

Andrew Allard ’25 2/12/25 Andrew Allard ’25 2/12/25

Court of Petty Appeals: Mouse v. MICE

This case is a challenge to the Law School’s order to deport all rodents from Law School grounds. Petitioner, known only to the Court as Mouse, initiated this suit after the Law School began its deportation effort.