Penultimate (?) Docket Duel Update

The semester is coming to a close (yikes) and our final issue of the year is not too far off (double yikes). So you know what that means! It’s time for the (almost final) Docket Duel update.

Things have really heated up since we last reported an update in February. Or they have at least gotten as heated as this silly little project can get.

Professor Gulati now has a seemingly unstoppable five-point lead over Professor Cahn. Professor Gulati has held the first place since October of last year, but this five-point lead is the biggest we’ve covered in any of these updates. Can Mitu be stopped?!

Even more impressive is the sudden appearance of Professor Frost, who has shot at breakneck speed to third place. For context, Professor Frost wasn’t featured in The Docket (by our count) until last December. So in just four months, she has made a spot for herself in the top five. I guess her immigration law expertise suddenly became super important for unknown reasons.

Finally, kudos to Professor Citron for reclaiming a spot on the board. We knew your departure would be brief.

That’s all for now. Tune in to our final issue in April, when we’ll crown the king (or queen) of the Docket Duel.

Andrew Allard ’25

Editor-in-Chief Emeritus — tya2us@virginia.edu

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