Stan Birch ‘22
News Editor
FedSoc is Red[1]
ACS is Blue[2]
ANG was alone on Valentine’s
So, this poem’s for you
“A Law Student’s love
For the law is Supreme”
Is the lie we all tell
To make interviews dream
Virginia is for Lovers
Is a lofty goal
When readings and assignments
Pulls time like a black hole
Hitting the books
Instead of hitting the gym
ANG keeps on wondering
How these 1Ls stay slim
These books are so heavy
My back is getting a hunch
ANG doesn’t have anyone
To take to a boozy brunch
As temperatures drop
With a wintry outlook
LawHoos’ hearts turn the color
Of the hated Bluebook
As it gets cold and we
All look for our cuffs
The most important question
Is, do they have Disney +?
A 1L’s first crush
Might be someone attractive
But ANG knows a hottie
Keeps their Quimby account active
The new-found fling
Goes out for a cute Valentine’s
But the lasting romances
Share their elective outlines
A Med school mixer
Seemed just the place
To meet a non-JURIS doctor
Who had George Clooney’s face
At the end of the night
ANG was left without a rose
Because ANG didn’t do Moot
And doesn’t know how to close
Single’s Awareness Day
Has come to pass
So ANG is back to reading
Dreading the Monday morning class
As this Hallmark day passes
No matter how you’re feeling
Just remember
UVA Law found you appealing
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