The Editorial Board
This just in: in the midst of some last-minute printing, ANG stumbled upon a crumpled copy of some FedSoc Feb Club trivia night questions languishing in the cardboard box next to the Libreserve printer. ANG did spot an anxious red baseball cap-wearing self-proclaimed libertarian scouring the library a few hours later, muttering something about red-blooded men doing secretarial work. To that young man, we offer you a very special thank you for your lack of diligence.
Sponsors: (**only publicly thank the last 2, but just for record-keeping)
Department of Government Efficiency’s slush fund
Chick-fil-A
K&E
Chevron
National Rifle Association
Prizes:
First prize: one (1) presidential pardon
Second prize: signed replica of Justice Alito’s Appeal to Heaven flag
Third prize: 100 dogecoin (**estimated value: $28. May need to throw in a coffee chat with Kavanaugh to make it worthwhile, though only if the prize-winner is male)
Questions:
What is the presidential term limit? (*Trick question: there is none!)
When was the 19th Amendment repealed?
What is the preferred handgun model for elementary school teachers?
Where did the funds saved by the DOGE cuts go? (*DO NOT accept answers including The Trump Organization, The Presidential Trust, or crypto investment)
When was the first five-year plan enacted?
What year was the Department of Justice dissolved?
What is the US national religion?
How many knocks on your door before you can legally shoot through to defend yourself?
If the US/Israel does it, is it a war crime?
How many Guantanamo detainees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (*Trick question — the cells are not lit)
How far can the nondelegation doctrine be stretched? (Answer: as far as you want with the current SCOTUS)
What year did the US grant Kim Jong Un political asylum?
Tie Breaker: how long do you have to stay in the Pav tanning booth to achieve RFK’s signature hue?
What is the proper legal term for storming a federal building while wearing face paint and a Viking helmet?
A) A lively debate
B) A peaceful tour
C) The Founders’ True Intent
D) Trespassing, but only if you get caught
Which amendment guarantees the right to due process for immigrants? (Trick question: you’d think the Fifth Amendment, but apparently not)
What year was it ruled that religious freedom means your boss can dictate your birth control?
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