“UVA to Refund Spring Semester Tuition for All Due to Coronavirus”
“Administration Reverses Pass/Fail Decision, Switches to B- Curve Average”
“Virginia Law Review Loses All Records of Journal Tryouts”
“‘I did this all on my own,’” Insists Upper-Middle Class, White, Incoming 1L Who Has Two Lawyers as Parents and Paid $150/hour for LSAT Tutoring”
“Architect of Wizard Prison Sues UVA Law for Copyright Infringement, Alleging Substantial Similarity Between Azkaban and the Law School’s Facade”
“Study Finds Being in Law School Comprises 91.7% of Your Personality and You Should Absolutely Continue to Act Like It”
“Virginia Sports & Entertainment Law Journal Files for Bankruptcy”
“Professor John Cannon Reveals He Chose Property Because He Was Good At ‘Settlers of Catan’”
“Goluboff and Kendrick Friendship Revealed to be a FRAUD: Major Rift Happened Over Snack Choice in Student Affairs Office”
“Newly Admitted Student Coron A. Virus Excited to Tour North Grounds and See How Far UVA’s Collegiality Really Extends”
“New Vending Machine in ScoCo to Offer Self-Confidence, Lost Youthful Innocence, and an Adequate Sleep Schedule in Addition to $5.00 Cold Brew.”
“Old Man Withers Makes Appearance in Empty Withers Brown Hall”
Happy April Fools’ Day!