Garrett Coleman '25
Executive Editor
For new students, choosing a Halloween costume can be a difficult task. Fortunately, the legal field is full of both great costume ideas and socially awkward people to wear them. And remember, 1Ls, the only acceptable ideas are those grounded in the law.
1. The Fox from Pierson v. Post
This costume has something for everyone. Like many other classics, it is a cute animal that goes well with any orange or red shirt. But for the horror fans out there, this fox was mortally wounded, so you could be creative there.
2. The Explosive Package from Palsgraf
Do you want something simple that will also trigger a discussion on proximate cause? Just combine several brown paper bags into a cloak, tie a string around your waist as a belt, and wear that to the party.
3. An AV-8 Harrier Jet II
While this would take skill with a sewing machine, it would impress your contracts professor. But this costume should only be worn by those who believe Leonard and his financial backers deserved the jet.
4. The Wheat from Wickard v. Filburn
Depicting the wheat would be simple. It is more difficult, though, to symbolize congressional overreach. I suggest wearing a large sash with the words: “Property of Uncle Sam.”
5. The Traditional Categories of Landowner Duties
This is for students with a mullet who want to take “business in the front, party in the back” to the next level. With your mullet, wear a white T-shirt with “Invitee” written on the front and “Licensee” on the back.
6. Reading Pipe
You are one-of-a-kind. And without you, specific performance is required.
7. The Lord Chancellor
Tired of this current Supreme Court and the limitations of the common law? Why not dress up as the physical embodiment of the King’s justice and equity jurisprudence? Order your graduation regalia early and find a heavy gold chain. Be sure to remind your friends that you are not bound by traditional rules, like splitting the Uber.
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