Jordan Allen '25
Editing Editor
The semester is reaching the halfway point, and we all know what that means: 1Ls begin to spend even more time in the library. It also means that the softball season has been in full swing (pun intended), including the 1L tournament this past weekend. As such, the time is ripe for an accounting of the performances of the illustrious teams competing amongst the Law School’s newly minted class—displaying that some of us have brawns as well as (or at least in place of) brains, while others were well-advised to pick a career that largely revolves around a desk. Please use this data responsibly, for bragging rights and good-natured ribbing. It is, after all, what Thomas Jefferson would have wanted.[1]
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[1] If the guy could swing a bat, at least. He looks like he would’ve had his powdered wig blown off by a line drive instead. Luckily he avoided embarrassment by dying before the sport was invented.