Taz Jones ‘20
Guest Writer
“Life goes by pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it.” – Eric Cartman
Look, I get it. We all get it. You’re a 1L, you’re (air quotes) sleepy; you’re a 2L and you’re (air quotes), like, really busy planning your journal’s upcoming symposium on cryptocurrency and the illicit exotic parakeet market; you’re a 3L and you (no air quotes—this is real) haven’t left the couch or called your mom in at least two weeks. Sounds like you could use some fresh air. Also, you should really call your mom back.
Enter: Feb Club—a tradition unlike any other. UVA Law’s oldest* customary event series brings together the entire Law School community under the banner of festive theme parties to ensure that we all survive the winter without missing a good time or twenty-nine. There’s only one rule for Feb Club: All are welcome, and all are expected to be in good spirits. Ok, that’s two rules, but no one ever went to law school because they’re good at math.
We hope that all students and faculty will join us for this year’s installment—Feb Club: 20/20 Visions. We make literally almost no promises, with one exception: The camaraderie and collegiality that makes UVA Law so special will be on full display, and you won’t regret that study break. Was that two reasons? Dammit.
We’re pleased to share, below, the full schedule of events for Feb Club 2020, and we encourage you likewise to follow along on Facebook and TikTok** for more detailed updates regarding each planned event. As always, attendees can expect a wide range of social engagement opportunities sponsored by an equally diverse roster of student organizations and particularly fun-loving classmates.
Questions? Comments? Eh, don’t worry about it. We’ll see you on February 1.
Your Feb Club Fun Director,
Taz Jones, ’20
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wtj9aw@virginia.edu
*The author has provided The Virginia Law Weekly with no historical records or other evidence to corroborate this claim.
**The editors note that, contrary to the author’s assertions, at present there exists no TikTok account associated with UVA Law Feb Club.